We only made up some of these:
“Buy gold! I mean go on a Loco Tourismo adventure. The food, the art and the accommodations were perfect and Kellie, Mike and Simon know their shit.”
“Seriously?”
“Fuck that. No way I’m going there. It will kill me.”
“Loco Tourismo took us on a very unexpected trip to XXXXX XXXX! We had an incredible time and we are SO happy we decided to take a chance and let someone else organize the details! If you are looking for a vacation… that doesn’t involve a resort and a swim up bar… then you need Loco Tourismo! Leave the planning to them… just make sure to get on the plane home! 🤣”
“I always thought my husband Chris and his friends were idiots. They’d take these secret trips with no idea where they were going and no idea what to pack. But then year after year they’d come back with a million stories. So this year I took the plunge and joined them. Wow! I never would have chosen to go to XXXXXXX but now I want to live there. The Airbnb was amazing. The food was delicious. The friends and people were the best. When can we go again? I’m already not packed!”
“I used to be a 90 pound weakling, afraid of my own shadow, with bullies kicking sand in my face. But then my mother signed me up for a Loco Tourismo adventure and now I have a whole new outlook on life. I faced my fears, I gained confidence and I put on 30 pounds. Now I’m kicking sand and was finally able to move out of my parents basement, start dating and get a job. Loco Tourismo saved my life!!!”
“The guys who started this business are super smart and handsome. You should take a trip because of how fun they are.”
